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sit in machine and others
I not in machine, but, too, others! Together with me master, which is building cupboard!
I yesterday so was laughing hysterically, that even write nothing could not)
Today continue to)
'm laughing not Magoo! Read husband, worker day extremely satisfied, husband requests stop)
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On the morning hear: Get up, get up, bunny, you it is time on work. Blood, think: But’s’s’s-gives, I today, fish, I have no pin socket and I nowhere not do!
Woman must be favorite, happiest, beautiful! And more it no one nothing should not!
Today on the morning until worn make-up before 5 times in celui stagnated from its beauty.
Favourite woman need to love. Simply love. Here is and increasingly. Like it or someone nurse the: Buy it dog
"And what me fear?" - thought Red Riding Hood. "Wood I know, sex love!"
Husband searching for in the cabinet the table evidence of about marriage: - Darling, where this paper about prison custody? - No perishing, cute, rather this your life-long patterns season card on 3 hot nutrition.
Strange men people - as sleep with all without dressing - so nothing terrible, but as another USB in its WordPad insert - so immediately ask - A viruses there is no?
If suddenly became profoundly sad, the think pro an octopus. Have him and its feet from ears, and hands from one seats are rising, and that place with ears, and head in this place. And nothing, not complains.
'm on themselves in a mirror - Angelin! Only bothered to look. Hi,. Goddess!
Have sent KiNovskiy gift: TV, a newspaper, canned:
TV include - President!
A newspaper open - President!
Canned fear open.
On the exhibition in tolchee past me passes lawsuit brought a man with your snarling large sobakinom, Mm to all. Pass need to quite near with me and Bimom. The nicest comrade asks me: "You the modicum bitch", there is no, say I: "We male"!
Husband moves away gulyat with Bimom. Reports me proudly, that two stala went "gulyat", on that receives the answer, you there for Bimom something see, this you can be with all, and Bimu only with wine many girls, on recommendations Nelli, and more nor-nor!
Soobschaet me proudly, that two stala went "gulyat", on that receives the answer, you there for Bimom something see, this you can be with all, and Bimu only with wine many girls
a fable Prometey in Georgian school
And this on eastern own manner.
Allah hooded crows sent pendyr
Pendyr on Russian means choked
Hooded crows took refuge on cypress, and past run through here foxes
Pendyr on nose him for better.
Then foxes giant became-no no what basket maruri say figures, what big muskulatur!
Hooded crows remained essentially silent as if in his mouth water received.
Then foxes be angry became-you's it not good as the camel, you on muzzle little trumps
Then hooded crows be angry became-pendyr fell, foxes his on market sold.
And here is still the greatest bearing has found on the portal Russians abroad in pudelinom podforume!
Perfectly to live in free States
Under collateralized guests of,
Under service, under big wages –,
Automobiles and homes!
Here only one thing a bit profoundly sad:
Language not the. Not as in Moscow.
Not say they la Russe,
Modicum his teshi on anybody!
But to hardship such a varieties
Any of us already was accustomed.
We spikaem la Russe proudly,
We kipaem native language.
We where sea salt not spilaem on wounds,
Friend kissaem a big French kiss,
On service ranaem programs,
When rekvestaet our boss.
We drinkaem dry guilt,
Endzhoem own cosiness,
We famously drayvaem machines,
Being Highway (when give).
When okyuritsya opportunity,
Consider e whew-- 180'd days for the mankind off,
Let's swing in Apsteyt on subsequent quarters,
In the forest napikaem wild mushrooms,
Nakukaem such snacks,
What not saw a host light!
Drinknem as should, la Russe!
Faknem wife on slope years!
And the – consider big vakeyshen,
Suppose, a couple weeks,
In Paris, in of the districts oldest
Itself zabukaem unerringly.
And there – and Rome not fast approaching,
Madrid, Berlin, Holy shit mother!
We will shopat in Amsterdam!
We will in Prague lanchevat!
Under our, under big wages –
Us the entire Europe – on shoulders!
Ah, well in United States!
Not, travelyay, far want!
Approchaet spring evening,
Darkeet – squarely on tilt.
Dissipated speech, are dampened candles,
And Pushkin spinaet in a coffin.
Like it or strip his arch-enemy past forces and to settle mad - give him schenka entlebukhera!
NN, that you! On’s organs is my, contrary, like it or, to man the beginning of’bad luck, because animal spirits and worthless new sense life - Tolo TV bushika! Have us, at all, interestingly broke a - us everywhere have become to identify the and remember thanks to dog, we met with all neighbors, with whom not bit before quite. Local children are smiling at everyone eating under the form of us, ask pro helpfulness (and am sure, that in secret, too, dreaming about the puppy). And name breed - glee reason raise mood himself and others) So that, if my enemy Oxygene me another entlebukhera - I, perhaps, nothing would surprise him all grievances)