Today "on diets of" ever read any Poe, ve who there not churchgoers:
- the Pope, and that you today had a dream?
-! ” Heh, son, son, you until my dreams still sleep yes sleep!
In family was two children - one a pessimist, and the other optimist. Approaching a new year. Decided their parents "equalize the", ah to not such extremes were, and have prepared gifts: Pessimistu horse, and optimistu together of the cream dung. On the morning children Varnashrama.
A pessimist: - Hyyy, loshadkaaa. Small, and I wanted to greater. Is biscuit, and I wanted to a gray in with apples. Depevyannaaayayayaya, and I wanted to zhivyyyyuyuyuyu.
Optimist: - A y me ZhIVAЯ! Only escaped!
Daughter requests mother again:
- get a me, a little dog! Ah, modicum the most a small! Modicum chikhuakhuyonysha!
- How many children?
- Two son.
- Over how many years?
- One on computer, okay plays, and the second there is no.
A Negro a boy shed tears, yelled,, calling on aid, but so and not was able to escape from prehensile paws Moydodyra.
Once Pope negotiated with son, that will allow him pokatatis on swings, if the will allow spaces drinks a pint of beer.
On the evening came mother, lifted with carousel be fleshed out son, and independent pan-blue father,.
Not know, rejoice at the, that children so quickly master WordPad, or being sad …
Small story paints pictures of the, then itself scans and retains in his folder. And today papiemache sculpture or forsythia from plastelina … Until far scanner launder (
On one of days births the Kid a had been given the Quatro, that in fundamentally changed life Carlson's.
Dochepi 4 year. Wife yskakala in Music, we got a game going the two of in paznye while each.
Harmonization this I I'm sprawled on couch, in pykakh sypepzakhvatyvayuschiy sppavochnik on Win32 API.
Wanting to popazit child its spoptivnoy preparation, announce:
- A you not know how on anybody stand, and I ymeyu!
Daughter not ystypaet, in voice steel:
- not, ymeyu.
- not, not know how.
- not. Becomes.
And with these words monstp two with their feet becomes me this on your head. Pope povepzhen.
Told my the good the familiar about its daughter. Teach those once this after all little angel in the yard with mom or with nanny, no matter, and years it then was 2 or so. Nearby was present dog chow-chow — dogs not the most at the same time playful and friendly.
Then is happening the next. Small shows on dog: “Mischka? ” Babysitting replies — nourished German, there is no, this doggy … —“ Mischka! ” — "Yes there is no, this doggy, ov-ov-ov … — further girl rises, that comes over to chow-chow and without an extra $refleksiy smashes it with its feet. A dog with barking rise in the, a nanny slightly kondratiy not had a heart attack, and my child, convinced an: “Zitch dog … ”
The end of the June. Aadler. On the street clomping baby mama with little son., conversed with their, ostavshumusya homes on the telephone. Phone — overpriced eye shiny new slider. Nagovorivshis she gives phone son with words:
-Son, talk with reinstated …
A Iittle boy is beginning to then banging on father about how him here like, as they were in delphinarium and camping on Afghan …
Mother his cuts short on subject, that costly nourished German to speak — Intercity:
- Tell spaces, that have us increasingly well and throw the up.
-Dad, have us increasingly well! Until! — and … khrenak this time somebody called about the pavement!
's mute scene.
Lf … s mother, Sergei! — increasingly, that was able squeeze out from themselves baby mama …
Sat recently in prefer McDonald's for.
For a table be strung out Pope with son. Son somewhere years ten. Child is beginning to there is and offers try other parent.
Pope, stroked son on anybody, and so lovingly: "Yes not is, by I this closet"
History told one the familiar.
Came she as something times to his girlfriend in Visitors. Sat across to drink tea, and went have them conversation about how children before was raised on examples from life obdobi Lenin. Them became interestingly, know whether now children, who such Lenin, and decided they ask about this have son girlfriends (boy 8 years).
Mother is coming to son and asks: "Son, you know, who such Lenin?"
On that son utterly as replies: "Mother, ah that you me ask about? Where I these composers know?? "
- what are the you glamorous you're fraternal twins!
- No, I have one a boy, simply he nerve.
With words old hat old hat:
- Wu all children as children! Ah are asked in no clothing left who a toy, who Chupa ,-seat, and camping on D. And my? Quietly so, on the whole Music: "Mother, buy it make some bread."
Husband is returning with work. Wife happily faced his:
- Oh Karl! Imagine itself, have of our your baby emerged the first Fangster!
- And he has done the first step!
- But making the first step, he lost its first a tooth.
- But, having lost its first a tooth, our baby said its the first word!
- But if would you knew, what.
Was this a few years ago, when my daughters-sweet baboo was 7 years. I, as SOP-critical show baby mama, as would nor was busy — on the evening smiled it on night minutes 15 what any book. Once, utterly zadryuchennaya work, asked its — let today on the evening you familiarity breeds contempt mother graffical. Blue-eyed tender creation-disciple 1 class, Lidia with being shelved some graffical and with expression reading name head of “Penis and vagina ” … My dream as hand blew away out there — certificate was for children“ will I turned on. ” She decided all same revere child what any-opening
An honest child likes not mother again with reinstated, and tubes with cream.
In kindergarten instructor tutoring to drawing. The kindergarten teacher is coming to being, which with entire fucking life something malyuet:
- What this you a draw?
- But after all no one knows, as he looks!
(Incidentally, Why, when you having a with God – this is called with your prayer, and when God with you – schizophrenia sufferers?)
In Birth had father has marveled at:
- Good gracious! Twins!
- No, until only one, - reassures his nurse. - A in next time our current reactive model--you come the movement
Daughter old hat had been given on day birth toy the bizarre species. Many guests sporilo, razdiraya the throat, about how dog this or Hare. Sporilo, until'm the culprit the celebrations loudly not announced, that this like a cross between a, is called “ZAЯBAKA ”
I in childhood, when ???????????? gathered many guests, liked imperceptibly promoted itself in tea ma-and-alenkuyu drop at the iodine. Color and taste of tea from this not change, but if you dip the palette in him the but-tocks, she is stained in sharp-blue color. Sacramento children for adult table after all pay little attention. Here is so sitting, 're dipping the but-tocks, you bite into, otkhlyobyvaesh gradually all talk've had trances, more no one not eats and not talks — increasingly with horror look.
On a hot year-old day a large family, bands bed covers, deck chairs, as baskets of with food and kupalnymi bath accessories, crosses beach towards car park. Through ten minutes the procession is returning back. Ahead goes the head of the family and says to his small kid with his:
— Nu and now, Nouchka, share daddy, WHERE the Terms of buried which!
The distant future.
Two child in kindergarten instructor sit on bowl, one Different:
- A your parents in what chat help?
Today and I was witnessing engage technology in the first time I spent life: Some known son three years after as his mother and Pope refused to read can he knizhky, zasynyl its in VCR Smiling
Her at my house, have us homes girlfriend spouse with a child small. WordPad I have under table is worth … conveniently very, as it turned out. The kid 2 year, and brain drain …
Liked being, as have sidyuka shelf, the airshed, asked, that this, and I, not thinking: “sleeps so computer … ” Looks like they remember us the information.
On next day WordPad was man has been fed gave rise with jam … only brush your graduated like this CD just lying … works, like …
So that, respected parents, FOR Bazaar keep SHOULD come
Summer. Early morning. Yachts-club. Is waking up a boy Vitalik 4-'s years, a talkative and active. To grab still get back a little sleep, his Pope Takes pot, flaunting near cards, and feminism there Vitalika, lest he their the discourse not US sleep. But a boy and on bowl not wants sit without affairs and decides clarify for themselves some anatomic especially own bodies. The entire slumber butt base hears his monologue:
—, m'kay?, to pee … (Pause)
— Popa, to organisms eliminate solid or semisolid … (Pause)
— A eggs for what?
The public’s secular elite cringed … (Pause, scratching the turnips …)
— A eggs for beauty!
Ah, here perishing awakened all …
Children're being fooled parents, this easily tested.
In childhood they shit out there who beg buy them a hamster, took reassuring, that he them vitally is needed. Children become addicted, tend school, institution, go work, receive first salary. And if would them indeed was vitally is needed a hamster. But after all nor one not bought!
Yesterday each my sits and kind of knocks on "kopeck" shtyrek, holding the were pad. Misses and a hammer on drawn!
- Mm-hmm..... - is constrained by - near 6-year-old son sits.
Son with seriousness:
- bl @ had a fucking! Yes, Pope?
Me was 4 year, when we with parents and their friends go winter in some house vacation. Can even- a new year there noted, not remember. But something accurately noted, because that my on Russian measure quite not pole drinking parents were strongly tipsy. Couple their friends until now likes tell as exiting from dining room in House vacation I teetered, red from anger, stomping valenkami and ploughshares on parents: "This that such, I you ask?!", Shoving on collar fur coats I have under snout. (Everything dressed backward and we zipped 'em up)
Simple the average school, initial classes. Are second-graders write articulating (for those who not remembers, that this such: Burn these things and pondered them close to transcript). In the text there is phrase type: "Children on tacky amusement sculpt rope and have made winter holiday Babu." Is allowing work. In one of them meets "perl": "Children on tacky amusement upcoming actions were, drinking and did Babu
A boy and girl play in sandpit here.
- A I have sovochek Red!
- A I have sovochek more beautiful!
- A I have life tonus sports!
- A I have doll Barbie!
- A I have dump truck there is!
And so on. Arguments exclusive to the left, and a boy absolves wrong and shows being a member of:
- A I have here is that there is!
Girl dreamt to itself in panties edged, always and escaped to mother. Through several minutes is returning happy and says:
- with told, that when I I grow up I have many such will!
My girl 8 fringes years Hypnotizes plywaniem year four almost daily, and here suddenly the problem - have made in school this the most Nebezyzvestnyy reaction Manta, but-yes. Tears it to try - as same, as same Wilkes we'll skip! Is nonsense, say, now. Maybe, you we s Nebezyzvestnyy band once we tape up and gonna get your kicks Down how many like it or! Said-done.
Hours through two take away its’s jewel from Caribbean. Big lobby, heap children-parents, gentle popes-mothers and flies my - redder, pukhloschekoe and in konopushkakh, tears it to try - mother-mammaama.
On my full horror question "that happened!" - resounding VOPL on the whole Wilkes: "Maa-Ama, a Band-Aid sovereign liege. Mom, I a host hour with bare lands pussy swam! That will now be! "
But-yes. "Will!" - have us VOLUME - full Wilkes stekshikh on a parents!
My daughters two years. Kind, – horror!
Plays she in sandpit here. Suddenly suited a boy, is beginning to putting toys. Marrying has challenged the play, is worth looks. Theatre so, to the side cameraman zooms to him, requests:
- Mona, pozasta, shovel play?
A boy not gives.
Marrying is beginning to pull shovel on themselves. A boy on themselves. Marrying insisted we had foot him in open and pulling. A boy holds. Then Marrying pitnu one hand and kAAAAAAk will give boy hard slap in the face! A boy bounces away, drops shovel and starts weep. Marrying, quietly Kirchners shovel:
- thank you BOLShOE!
Dad with small critiques alike go on machine. Turn left. The review right limited. Dad requests daughter watch there is no whether right machines. Daughter says: "Machines there is no."
Dad on Gas. And here she adds: "Only team bus."
My son, 4 year, guy quite an independent, and sense of humor have him developed and sophisticated not on years. With birth always sleeping one in his room.
Is waking up as rule in 5-6 hours morning, makes all their affairs, but us never dynamics of, until themselves not there because.
And here is today about 6 :0 0, I have the most dream. Through dream hear, as my hide the trespass of thine is worth near our bed and calling me. This continues minutes 3-4, after what I understand, that he his would still will, and open eyes with question "Chego you?." On that son makes angelic expression of faces, and with guise of inexhaustible care about parent utters the next:
- the Pope, I here ascents of in toilet, and decided to have you ask, if I for a rinse it out, you this not Inn? Smiling.
Sleep I naturally already could not.
Houseparent in preschool helps this to the kid pull shoes.
He asked help, and here was over than a hard time restoring it: Shoes stuck somewhere halfway back, and nor there, nor here. When vospitalka finally has strengthened the the second overnight ski boot warmers, warming with it sheds it to try. She is ready was weep, when this a minor has now issued:
"And they not on the become!"
Indeed, rightist overnight ski boot warmers was on leftist become, and leftist on right-wing.. To lift shoes was not easier, than to put on the running. Vospitalka grapple deterred themselves, natyagivaya rightist overnight ski boot warmers now already on right pace. And here kid announce:
"This not my shoes!"
She with force bit the flesh of language, to not yell him in face
"What the Terms of IT USED TO BE remained essentially silent-MOVIE?"
And again she half an hour of exercise she'd peeped, trying to themselves these horrendous shoes. When it this all same managed, he said: "This shoes my brother. Mother forced me wear their. "Vospitalka already not knew laughing it or cry. By recent forces and patience, she all same has strengthened the shoes again and asked:
"And where your mittens?"
On that a boy responded:
"I using their in socks overnight ski boot warmers."
Court over 'preschool teacher began through week.